The Angelo Mirror
The Angelo Mirror
The Angelo Mirror
The Angelo Mirror
The Angelo Mirror
The Angelo Mirror
The Angelo Mirror
The Angelo Mirror
The Angelo Mirror
The Angelo Mirror
The Angelo Mirror

The Angelo Mirror

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You: Mirror mirror on those wheels, who is the finest of them all?

Mirror: You are definitely fine, but there is one who is finer than you I am afraid.

[You experience emotions ranging from shock & dismay]

You: Say what now?!

Mirror: Well you see, I am Italian & made from solid brass, glass & have miles of class. So by default I am the finest of them all.

[You resist the urge to smash the mirror & instead one tear falls from your left tear duct]

You: Oh okay, well I guess that makes sense. I guess you are pretty fine Angelo. 

[Angelo Mirror blushes a little]

Angelo Mirror: Oh come on, no way. You really think so?

You: Yes you are absolutely exquisite.

[A beam of light emits from Angelo mirror, blinding you right in the eyeballs]

Angelo Mirror: Since you have been so kind to me, I will always reflect the best of the best of you. You'll always look your very best when you peer into my glass.

[Overcome with emotion, you grab Angelo & start waltzing & twirling around your bedroom all the while the sound of music soundtrack is playing in the background]

The End...

[Fade to Black]

  • Vintage brass mirror on wheels
  • Made in Italy
  • In great condition
  • All items are final sale