Is that a Pink Cadillac blasting its way from the past?!
Why no you fool that’s The Pink Flamingo Credenza as fancy as a Mercedes Benza!
*Men in fedoras snapping their fingers, slowly dance-walk there way towards you*
If you want furniture with style & grace, well ladies & gentleman you’ve come to the right place!
*5 minute drum solo*
Don’t wait on this deal, don’t listen to your head, just do what you feel!
It’s time to treat yourself, smash your piggy bank off of that shelf!
*2 minutes of jazz hands*