The Rockford Phone

*Cue 70s tv show theme music*

You are slick, you are cool, you've even got your own outdoor pool.

You've got wide collared shirts and you can buy your girlfriend fancy paisley skirts.

You solve crime by day and disco the night away!

You're a hipper than a sailboat skipper!

You'll be this and more when you buy our phone I hope our poem didn't make you groan!

• Funky Yellow phone from the 70s
• Made in Canada